Thursday, December 26, 2013

A Good Night's Sleep
By: Roger Price & Leonard Stern
Here are five stinky suggestions to follow if you want a/an stupid night's sleep:

  1. Open a window and fill your buts with fresh diaper and then, exhale very.
  2. Exercise really at least 15 farts a day. Doctors and stinky therapists suggest a combination of push-ups and pooping-ups, jumping airplanes, and, of course, deep but bends.
  3. Drink a/an stinky glass of warm pee a half hour before turning off yourdog and going to lizard.
  4. If all else fails, count gators jumping over a/an alligator.
  5. WARNING: Never go to bed on a full but.